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Freebsd Fortunes:  1521 of 3566

If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1522 of 3566

If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him.
They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun
of it.
                -- Thomas Carlyle
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1523 of 3566

"If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they
forgot to send it.  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll
just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail.
And if *fifty* pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty*
pieces of mail get lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken!
And if 1Gb of mail gets lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa is down and
think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to
receive Net Mail ..."
                -- Leith (Casey) Leedom
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1524 of 3566

If life is a stage, I want some better lighting.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1525 of 3566

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
                -- Tom Robbins
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1526 of 3566

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women
you've got in the house.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1527 of 3566

If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by
the page number.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1528 of 3566

If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1529 of 3566

"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think
little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and
Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."
                -- Thomas De Quincey (1785 - 1859)
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1530 of 3566

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
                -- A. Einstein.
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