|Freebsd Fortunes: 1521 of 3566|
If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1522 of 3566|
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him.
They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun
-- Thomas Carlyle
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"If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they
forgot to send it. But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll
just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail.
And if *fifty* pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty*
pieces of mail get lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken!
And if 1Gb of mail gets lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa is down and
think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to
receive Net Mail ..."
-- Leith (Casey) Leedom
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1524 of 3566|
If life is a stage, I want some better lighting.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1525 of 3566|
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
-- Tom Robbins
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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women
you've got in the house.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1527 of 3566|
If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by
the page number.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1528 of 3566|
If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1529 of 3566|
"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think
little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and
Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."
-- Thomas De Quincey (1785 - 1859)
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1530 of 3566|
If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
-- A. Einstein.