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10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
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101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR
(1) Scarecrow for centipedes
(2) Dead cat brush
(3) Hair barrettes
(4) Cleats
(5) Self-piercing earrings
(6) Fungus trellis
(7) False eyelashes
(8) Prosthetic dog claws
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(99) Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)
(100) Killer velcro
(101) Currency
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1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's
the law!
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186,282 miles per second:
It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!
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2180, U.S. History question:
What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what
office did he later hold?
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3 syncs represent the trinity - init, the child and the eternal zombie
process. In doing 3, you're paying homage to each and I think such
traditions are important in this shallow, mercurial business we find
ourselves in.
-- Jordan K. Hubbard
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$3,000,000
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"355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible
simulation!"
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43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
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7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National
Redwood Forest.
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