Freebsd Fortunes

1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's
the law!

186,282 miles per second:

It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!

2180, U.S. History question:
        What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what
office did he later hold?

3 syncs represent the trinity - init, the child and the eternal zombie
process.  In doing 3, you're paying homage to each and I think such
traditions are important in this shallow, mercurial business we find
ourselves in.
                -- Jordan K. Hubbard

$3,000,000

"355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible
simulation!"

43rd Law of Computing:
        Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
        The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National
        Redwood Forest.

7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
        The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the
        Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.

77.  HO HUM -- The Redundant

------- (7)     This hexagram refers to a situation of extreme
--- --- (8)     boredom.  Your programs always bomb off.  Your wife
------- (7)     smells bad.  Your children have hives.  You are working
---O--- (6)     on an accounting system, when you want to develop the
---X--- (9)     GREAT AMERICAN COMPILER.  You give up hot dates to
--- --- (8)     nurse sick computers.  What you need now is sex.

Nine in the second place means:
        The yellow bird approaches the malt shop.  Misfortune.

Six in the third place means:
        In former times men built altars to honor the Internal Revenue
        Service.  Great Dragons!  Are you in trouble!