| Freebsd Fortunes: 1563 of 3566 |
If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a
call.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1564 of 3566 |
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1565 of 3566 |
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1566 of 3566 |
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1567 of 3566 |
If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours.
-- Clarence Day
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1568 of 3566 |
If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter.
-- Freeman Dyson
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1569 of 3566 |
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet."
-- Jay Leno
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1570 of 3566 |
If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to
either of you for the rest of the day.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1571 of 3566 |
"If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to
have to get a toehold in the public eye."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1572 of 3566 |
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody
will.
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