| Freebsd Fortunes: 1567 of 3566 |
If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours.
-- Clarence Day
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1568 of 3566 |
If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter.
-- Freeman Dyson
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1569 of 3566 |
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet."
-- Jay Leno
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1570 of 3566 |
If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to
either of you for the rest of the day.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1571 of 3566 |
"If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to
have to get a toehold in the public eye."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1572 of 3566 |
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody
will.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1573 of 3566 |
If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, it
will always do it.
-- Les Aspin, D., Wisconsin
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1574 of 3566 |
"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is
make the rubble bounce"
-- Winston Churchill
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1575 of 3566 |
If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1576 of 3566 |
If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
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