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Freebsd Fortunes:  1696 of 3566

In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.
                -- Alan Perlis
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1697 of 3566

In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or
a loaf of bread.  However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it
to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by
forty lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy.  If you
stole a dog and were caught, you were punished with twelve rabbit
punches, although it was hard to find rabbits big enough or strong
enough to punch you.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1698 of 3566

In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has
shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles.  Therefore ... in the
Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million
three hundred thousand miles long ... seven hundred and forty-two years
from now the Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long.
... There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such
wholesome returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of
fact.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1699 of 3566

In the Top 40, half the songs are secret messages to the teen world to
drop out, turn on, and groove with the chemicals and light shows at
discotheques.
                -- Art Linkletter
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1700 of 3566

In those days he was wiser than he is now -- he used to frequently take
my advice.
                -- Winston Churchill
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1701 of 3566

In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without
the supervision of a licensed engineer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1702 of 3566

In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse
along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1703 of 3566

Incumbent, n.:
        Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1704 of 3566

Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1705 of 3566

Individualists unite!
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