Freebsd Fortunes

It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because
if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of
people.
                -- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"

It is hard to predict, in particular about the future.
                -- Robert Storm Petersen

It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood
Boulevard at one time.

It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry
a tune.
                -- Woody Allen

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
ingenious.

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not
desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
                -- Woody Allen

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong.  Our
offense consists in doubting it.
                -- Justice Robert H. Jackson

It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the
problem.

It is necessary for the welfare of society that genius should be
privileged to utter sedition, to blaspheme, to outrage good taste, to
corrupt the youthful mind, and generally to scandalize one's uncles.
                -- George Bernard Shaw