| Freebsd Fortunes: 1747 of 3566 |
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood
Boulevard at one time.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1748 of 3566 |
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1749 of 3566 |
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry
a tune.
-- Woody Allen
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1750 of 3566 |
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
ingenious.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1751 of 3566 |
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not
desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
-- Woody Allen
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1752 of 3566 |
It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our
offense consists in doubting it.
-- Justice Robert H. Jackson
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1753 of 3566 |
It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the
problem.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1754 of 3566 |
It is necessary for the welfare of society that genius should be
privileged to utter sedition, to blaspheme, to outrage good taste, to
corrupt the youthful mind, and generally to scandalize one's uncles.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1755 of 3566 |
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1756 of 3566 |
It is not true that life is one damn thing after another -- it's one
damn thing over and over.
-- Edna St. Vincent Millay
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