| Freebsd Fortunes: 1764 of 3566 |
It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad
crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed
until the other has gone.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1765 of 3566 |
It is the business of little minds to shrink.
-- Carl Sandburg
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1766 of 3566 |
It is the business of the future to be dangerous.
-- Hawkwind
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1767 of 3566 |
It is true that if your paperboy throws your paper into the bushes for
five straight days it can be explained by Newton's Law of Gravity. But
it takes Murphy's law to explain why it is happening to you.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1768 of 3566 |
It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1769 of 3566 |
It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too
good either if you speak when your head is empty.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1770 of 3566 |
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1771 of 3566 |
"It runs like x, where x is something unsavory"
-- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1772 of 3566 |
It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the
flag.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1773 of 3566 |
It shall be unlawful for any suspicious person to be within the
municipality.
-- Local ordinance, Euclid Ohio
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