|Freebsd Fortunes: 1866 of 3566|
Ken Thompson has an automobile which he helped design. Unlike most
automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gage, nor any of the
numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver. Rather, if the
driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up in the center of the
dashboard. "The experienced driver", he says, "will usually know
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1867 of 3566|
Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College:
Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students,
and parking for the faculty.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1868 of 3566|
Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could
travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the
original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate
teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for
grubs and berries like dad primate. Then you'd see the primate
teenager stomp up to his branch and slam the leaves.
-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1869 of 3566|
An affliction of the blood
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1870 of 3566|
Kinkler's First Law:
Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Kinkler's Second Law:
All the easy problems have been solved.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1871 of 3566|
"Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack."
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1872 of 3566|
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through
any of its streets.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1873 of 3566|
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1874 of 3566|
Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1875 of 3566|
Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.