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Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could
travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the
original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate
teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for
grubs and berries like dad primate. Then you'd see the primate
teenager stomp up to his branch and slam the leaves.
-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly
Do"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1869 of 3566 |
Kin, n.:
An affliction of the blood
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1870 of 3566 |
Kinkler's First Law:
Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Kinkler's Second Law:
All the easy problems have been solved.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1871 of 3566 |
"Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1872 of 3566 |
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through
any of its streets.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1873 of 3566 |
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1874 of 3566 |
Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1875 of 3566 |
Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1876 of 3566 |
Klein bottle for sale ... inquire within.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1877 of 3566 |
Kleptomaniac, n.:
A rich thief.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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