A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the
damned things is ample.
-- Rebecca West
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A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
-- Ben Franklin
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A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison
And had an affair with a Saracen.
She was not oversexed,
Or jealous or vexed,
She just wanted to make a comparison.
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A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen
lantern.
-- Edgar A. Shoaff
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A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur
coat.
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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that
you will look forward to the trip.
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A diva who specializes in risqu'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano ...
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
-- Ogden Nash