| Freebsd Fortunes: 1930 of 3566 |
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1931 of 3566 |
"Life may have no meaning -- or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1932 of 3566 |
"Life to you is a bold and dashing responsibility"
-- a Mary Chung's fortune cookie
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1933 of 3566 |
"Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it
weren't for other people"
-- Blore
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1934 of 3566 |
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1935 of 3566 |
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made
sense from things she found in gift shops.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1936 of 3566 |
Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking
for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
-- Alan McKay
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1937 of 3566 |
Limericks are art forms complex,
Their topics run chiefly to sex.
They usually have virgins,
And masculine urgin's,
And other erotic effects.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1938 of 3566 |
Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946.
Lincoln was elected president in November 1860.
Kennedy in November 1960.
Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to
the theatre.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going
to Dallas.
Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse.
Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre.
Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
The first Johnson was born in 1808.
The second Johnson was born in 1908.
-- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", 26nov2001
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1939 of 3566 |
Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
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