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Freebsd Fortunes:  1931 of 3566

"Life may have no meaning -- or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1932 of 3566

"Life to you is a bold and dashing responsibility"
                -- a Mary Chung's fortune cookie
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1933 of 3566

"Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it
weren't for other people"
                -- Blore
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1934 of 3566

Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1935 of 3566

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made
sense from things she found in gift shops.
                -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1936 of 3566

Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking
for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
                -- Alan McKay
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1937 of 3566

Limericks are art forms complex,
Their topics run chiefly to sex.
        They usually have virgins,
        And masculine urgin's,
And other erotic effects.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1938 of 3566

Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946.

Lincoln was elected president in November 1860.
Kennedy in November 1960.

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to
the theatre.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going
to Dallas.

Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse.
Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre.

Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.

The first Johnson was born in 1808.
The second Johnson was born in 1908.

                -- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", 26nov2001
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1939 of 3566

Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1940 of 3566

Linus:  I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow.  Maybe
        we should think only about today.
Charlie Brown:
        No, that's giving up.  I'm still hoping that yesterday will get
        better.
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