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Money is the root of all wealth.
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1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to
hackers. See PHASE OF THE MOON. 2. Dave Moon ([email protected]).
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Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
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More than any time in history, mankind now faces a crossroads. One
path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total
extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
-- Woody Allen
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Mosher's Law of Software Engineering:
Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd
be out of a job.
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Most fish live underwater, which is a terrible place to have sex
because virtually anywhere you lie down there will be stinging crabs
and large quantities of little fish staring at you with buggy little
eyes. So generally when two fish want to have sex, they swim around
and around for hours, looking for someplace to go, until finally the
female gets really tired and has a terrible headache, and she just
dumps her eggs right on the sand and swims away. Then the male, driven
by some timeless, noble instinct for survival, eats the eggs. So the
truth is that fish don't reproduce at all, but there are so many of
them that it doesn't make any difference.
-- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every
Teen Should Know"
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Most people can't understand how others can blow their noses differently
than they do.
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Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
-- Frank Zappa
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Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
-- Arnold Bennett
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Mother is the invention of necessity.