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My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not
signed.
                -- Christopher Morley
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2092 of 3566

"My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2093 of 3566

Mythology, n.:
        The body of a primitive people's beliefs concerning its
origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished
from the true accounts which it invents later.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2094 of 3566

Naeser's Law:
        You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it
damnfoolproof.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2095 of 3566

NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Guiseppe?  Everything he
          says is wrong.
GUISEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says
          will be right.
                -- George Bernard Shaw, "The Man of Destiny"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2096 of 3566

Nasrudin called at a large house to collect for charity.  The servant
said "My master is out."  Nasrudin replied, "Tell your master that next
time he goes out, he should not leave his face at the window.  Someone
might steal it."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2097 of 3566

Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the
villagers gathered around to hear what had passed.  "At this time,"
said Nasrudin, "I only want to say that the King spoke to me."  All the
villagers but the stupidest ran off to spread the wonderful news.  The
remaining villager asked, "What did the King say to you?"  "What he
said -- and quite distinctly, for everyone to hear -- was 'Get out of
my way!'" The simpleton was overjoyed; he had heard words actually
spoken by the King, and seen the very man they were spoken to.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2098 of 3566

Nasrudin walked into a shop one day, and the owner came forward to
serve him.  Nasrudin said, "First things first.  Did you see me walk
into your shop?"  "Of course."  "Have you ever seen me before?"
"Never."  "Then how do you know it was me?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2099 of 3566

Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon is more useful
than the sun."  "Why?", he was asked.  "Because at night we need the
light more."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2100 of 3566

Nasrudin was carrying home a piece of liver and the recipe for liver
pie.  Suddenly a bird of prey swooped down and snatched the piece of
meat from his hand.  As the bird flew off, Nasrudin called after it,
"Foolish bird!  You have the liver, but what can you do with it without
the recipe?"
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