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And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a
blazer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2212 of 3566

Office Automation, n.:
        The use of computers to improve efficiency by removing anyone
you would want to talk with over coffee.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2213 of 3566

Ogden's Law:
        The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch
up.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2214 of 3566

Oh Dad!  We're ALL Devo!
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2215 of 3566

Oh don't the days seem lank and long
        When all goes right and none goes wrong,
And isn't your life extremely flat
        With nothing whatever to grumble at!
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2216 of 3566

Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okay
        I muck with indices and structs all day
And when it works, I shout hoo-ray
        Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okay
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2217 of 3566

Oh, I don't blame Congress.  If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd
be irresponsible, too.
                -- Lichty & Wagner
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2218 of 3566

Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,
And danced the skies on laughter silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of --
Wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence.
Hovering there
I've chased the shouting wind along and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up along delirious, burning blue
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace,
Where never lark, or even eagle flew;
And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
                -- John Gillespie Magee Jr., "High Flight"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2219 of 3566

Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2220 of 3566

Oh, when I was in love with you,
        Then I was clean and brave,
And miles around the wonder grew
        How well did I behave.

And now the fancy passes by,
        And nothing will remain,
And miles around they'll say that I
        Am quite myself again.
                -- A. E. Housman
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