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Optimization hinders evolution.
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Oregano, n.:
The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
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Oregon, n.:
Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday
night.
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Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry
is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams
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Osborn's Law:
Variables won't; constants aren't.
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Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your
nails.
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O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law:
Murphy was an optimist.
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Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is
they charge fifteen cents for them.
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Our documentation manager was showing her two year old son around the
office. He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we
were both holding bags of popcorn. We were both holding bottles of
juice. But only *he* had a lollipop.
He asked his mother, "Why doesn't HE have a lollipop?"
Her reply:
"He can have a lollipop any time he wants to. That's what it
means to be a programmer."
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Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.
Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,
In kernel as it is in user!
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