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Predestination was doomed from the start.
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President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and
forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.
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President Thieu says he'll quit if he doesn't get more than 50% of the
vote. In a democracy, that's not called quitting.
-- The Washington Post
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Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
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Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning:
It's on the other side.
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[Prime Minister Joseph] Chamberlain loves the working man -- he loves
to see him work.
-- Winston Churchill
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Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
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Probable-Possible, my black hen,
She lays eggs in the Relative When.
She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now
Because she's unable to postulate how.
-- Frederick Winsor
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Probably the question asked most often is: Do one-celled animals have
orgasms? The answer is yes, they have orgasms almost constantly, which
is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime.
-- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every
Teen Should Know"
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Prof: So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data
encryption standard and they came up with ...
Student: EBCDIC!
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