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"Qvid me anxivs svm?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2432 of 3566

QWERT (kwirt), n. [MW < OW qwertyuiop, a thirteenth]:
        1. a unit of weight equal to 13 poiuyt avoirdupois (or 1.69
kiloliks), commonly used in structural engineering; 2.  [colloq.] one
thirteenth the load that a fully grown sligo can carry; 3. [anat.] a
painful irritation of the dermis in the region of the anus; 4. [slang]
person who excites in others the symptoms of a qwert.
                -- Webster's Middle World Dictionary, 4th ed.
 
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2434 of 3566

Rattling around the back of my head is a disturbing image of something
I saw at the airport ... Now I'm remembering, those giant piles of
computer magazines right next to "People" and "Time" in the airport
store.  Does it bother anyone else that half the world is being told
all of our hard-won secrets of computer technology?  Remember how all
the lawyers cried foul when "How to Avoid Probate" was published?  Are
they taking no-fault insurance lying down?  No way!  But at the current
rate it won't be long before there are stacks of the "Transactions on
Information Theory" at the A&P checkout counters.  Who's going to be
impressed with us electrical engineers then?  Are we, as the saying
goes, giving away the store?
                -- Robert W. Lucky, IEEE President
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2435 of 3566

Ray's Rule of Precision:
        Measure with a micrometer.  Mark with chalk.  Cut with an axe.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2436 of 3566

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2437 of 3566

Re graphics: A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to describe
the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described
with pictures.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2438 of 3566

Reader, suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you were a member of
Congress.  But I repeat myself.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2439 of 3566

Real computer scientists admire ADA for its overwhelming aesthetic
value but they find it difficult to actually program in it, as it is
much too large to implement.  Most computer scientists don't notice
this because they are still arguing over what else to add to ADA.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2440 of 3566

Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware.  Hardware
has limitations, software doesn't.  It's a real shame that Turing
machines are so poor at I/O.
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