Freebsd Fortunes

Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why not build a
big store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at
reasonable prices?  Then they decided, nah, the hell with that, let's
build a home center.  And before long home centers were springing up
like crabgrass all over the United States.
                -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"

Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.

Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  "Yes" is the answer.
                -- Swami X

Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
                -- M. C. Reed.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go,
it's one of the best.
                -- Woody Allen

Shamus, n. [Yiddish]:
        A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the
temple, and makes sure everything is in working order.
        A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagog
functionaries, and there's a joke about that:
        A rabbi, to show his humility before God, cries out in the
middle of a service, "Oh, Lord, I am nobody!"  The cantor, not to be
bested, also cries out, "Oh, Lord, I am nobody!"
        The shamus, deeply moved, follows suit and cries, "Oh, Lord, I
am nobody!"  The rabbi turns to the cantor and says, "Look who thinks
he's nobody!"
                -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off
during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
                -- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every
                   Teen Should Know"

Shaw's Principle:
        Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will
want to use it.

"She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to."
                -- Gypsy Rose Lee

She is not refined.  She is not unrefined.  She keeps a parrot.
                -- Mark Twain