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Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
                -- Ed Howe
 
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Some of you ... may have decided that, this year, you're going to
celebrate it the old-fashioned way, with your family sitting around
stringing cranberries and exchanging humble, handmade gifts, like on
"The Waltons".  Well, you can forget it.  If everybody pulled that kind
of subversive stunt, the economy would collapse overnight.  The
government would have to intervene: it would form a cabinet-level
Department of Holiday Gift-Giving, which would spend billions and
billions of tax dollars to buy Barbie dolls and electronic games, which
it would drop on the populace from Air Force jets, killing and maiming
thousands.  So, for the good of the nation, you should go along with
the Holiday Program.  This means you should get a large sum of money
and go to a mall.
                -- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2593 of 3566

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some
people have mediocrity thrust upon them.
                -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
 
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Some people have a way about them that seems to say: "If I have only
one life to live, let me live it as a jerk."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2595 of 3566

Some people in this department wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit
them on the head.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2596 of 3566

Some people live life in the fast lane.  You're in oncoming traffic.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2597 of 3566

Some performers on television appear to be horrible people, but when
you finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even
worse.
                -- Avery
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2598 of 3566

Some points to remember [about animals]:

(1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri,
    hippopotamuses;
(2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the
    front of your clothes;
(3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles and scorpions or dogs
    you have just kicked.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2599 of 3566

Some primal termite knocked on wood.
And tasted it, and found it good.
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.
                -- Ogden Nash
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2600 of 3566

Some programming languages manage to absorb change but withstand
progress.
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