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Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you.
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Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you. Now, if they'd only
take a bath ...
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Stult's Report:
Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is
fight the solutions.
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Stupid, n.:
Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
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Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
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Sturgeon's Law:
90% of everything is crud.
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Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your
editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain
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Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way
before it is understood.
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Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
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Suddenly, Professor Liebowitz realizes he has come to the seminar
without his duck ...
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