| Freebsd Fortunes: 2649 of 3566 |
Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2650 of 3566 |
Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S. Audit! Just type
in your name and social security number. Please remember that leaving
the room is punishable under law:
Name #
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2651 of 3566 |
Surprise due today. Also the rent.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2652 of 3566 |
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2653 of 3566 |
Swahili, n.:
The language used by the National Enquirer to print their
retractions.
-- Johnny Hart
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2654 of 3566 |
Sweater, n.:
A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2655 of 3566 |
Swipple's Rule of Order:
He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2656 of 3566 |
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2657 of 3566 |
System/3! System/3!
See how it runs! See how it runs!
Its monitor loses so totally!
It runs all its programs in RPG!
It's made by our favorite monopoly!
System/3!
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2658 of 3566 |
Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad
infinitum -- which is why we're always starting over.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
|
|
