Freebsd Fortunes

Swahili, n.:
        The language used by the National Enquirer to print their
retractions.
                -- Johnny Hart

Sweater, n.:
        A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.

Swipple's Rule of Order:
        He who shouts the loudest has the floor.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

System/3!  System/3!
See how it runs!  See how it runs!
        Its monitor loses so totally!
        It runs all its programs in RPG!
        It's made by our favorite monopoly!
System/3!

Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad
infinitum -- which is why we're always starting over.
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

T:      One big monster, he called TROLL.
        He don't rock, and he don't roll;
        Drink no wine, and smoke no stogies.
        He just Love To Eat Them Roguies.
                -- The Roguelet's ABC

Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a
hole in his head.

Tact, n.:
        The unsaid part of what you're thinking.

Take everything in stride.  Trample anyone who gets in your way.