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"Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even
one which cannot be justified on any other grounds."
-- J. Finnegan, USC.
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Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.
-- Pogo, by Walt Kelly
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"That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver"
-- Foghorn Leghorn
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"That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all."
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That secret you've been guarding, isn't.
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That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
-- Dorothy Parker
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2692 of 3566 |
The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.
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The Abrams' Principle:
The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.
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The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper
-- Thomas Jefferson
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The Advertising Agency Song:
When your client's hopping mad,
Put his picture in the ad.
If he still should prove refractory,
Add a picture of his factory.
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