| Freebsd Fortunes: 2718 of 3566 |
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2719 of 3566 |
The Briggs/Chase Law of Program Development:
To determine how long it will take to write and debug a
program, take your best estimate, multiply that by two, add one, and
convert to the next higher units.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2720 of 3566 |
The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be.
Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in
automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.
-- Art Buchwald
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2721 of 3566 |
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding
bureaucracy.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2722 of 3566 |
"The C Programming Language -- A language which combines the
flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2723 of 3566 |
The camel has a single hump;
The dromedary two;
Or else the other way around.
I'm never sure. Are you?
-- Ogden Nash
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2724 of 3566 |
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly
greater than that of any other animals. Some of their most esteemed
inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the dinner
party of more than two, the epic poem, and the science of metaphysics.
-- H. L. Mencken
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2725 of 3566 |
"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."
-- G. Fitch
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2726 of 3566 |
The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up
at the steam fitters' picnic.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2727 of 3566 |
The chief cause of problems is solutions.
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