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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2802 of 3566

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that
procession but carrying a banner.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2803 of 3566

The idea is to die young as late as possible.
                -- Ashley Montague
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2804 of 3566

The idea there was that consumers would bring their broken electronic
devices, such as television sets and VCR's, to the destruction centers,
where trained personnel would whack them (the devices) with
sledgehammers.  With their devices thus permanently destroyed,
consumers would then be free to go out and buy new devices, rather than
have to fritter away years of their lives trying to have the old ones
repaired at so-called "factory service centers," which in fact consist
of two men named Lester poking at the insides of broken electronic
devices with cheap cigars and going, "Lookit all them WIRES in there!"
                -- Dave Barry, "'Mister Mediocre' Restaurants"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2805 of 3566

"The identical is equal to itself, since it is different."
                -- Franco Spisani
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2806 of 3566

"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a bit
longer."
                -- Henry Kissinger
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2807 of 3566

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf
has.  Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know
when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
                -- Will Rogers
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2808 of 3566

The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important
point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly
important thing to people.
                -- Donald N. Smith, president of Burger King
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2809 of 3566

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the
number of participants.
                -- Adam Walinsky
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2810 of 3566

The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided
by the number of people in the group.
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