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The Official MBA Handbook on business cards:
        Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm,
Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India" or "Director of Corporate
Planning."

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes.  Let the reader
catch his own breath.
                -- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age
brings wisdom.
                -- H. L. Mencken

The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when
to cringe.

The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the
`social sciences' is: some do, some don't.
                -- Ernest Rutherford

The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop
and take a rest.

"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon."
                -- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
                   Over and Over"

The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber
has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture,
finished, and put inside boxes.
                -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"