Freebsd Fortunes

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes.  Let the reader
catch his own breath.
                -- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age
brings wisdom.
                -- H. L. Mencken

The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when
to cringe.

The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the
`social sciences' is: some do, some don't.
                -- Ernest Rutherford

The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop
and take a rest.

"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon."
                -- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
                   Over and Over"

The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber
has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture,
finished, and put inside boxes.
                -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on.  It is never any
use to oneself.
                -- Oscar Wilde

"The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from
history."
                -- Hegel

"I know guys can't learn from yesterday ... Hegel must be taking the
long view."
                -- John Brunner, "Stand on Zanzibar"