Freebsd Fortunes

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
                -- Emerson

The rhino is a homely beast,
For human eyes he's not a feast.
Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,
I'll stare at something less prepoceros.
                -- Ogden Nash

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.  This
means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

"The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests
and to his imagination for his facts."
                -- Sheridan

The right to revolt has sources deep in our history.
                -- Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas

"The rights you have are the rights given you by this Committee [the
House Un-American Activities Committee].  We will determine what rights
you have and what rights you have not got."
                -- J. Parnell Thomas

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.  And littered with
sloppy analysis!

The Roman Rule
        The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
        one who is doing it.

The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in
his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on
one leg.  The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't
take it too seriously.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

The rule on staying alive as a forcaster is to give 'em a number or
give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
                -- Jane Bryant Quinn