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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
-- Franklin P. Jones
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The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing
more important to do.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.
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The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths.
-- Ken Kesey
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The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.
-- Lenny Bruce
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And
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The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.
-- Ogden Nash
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"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and
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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more
annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
-- Oscar Wilde
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The United States also has its native Fascists who say that they are
"100 percent American"...
-- U. S. Army (1945)