Freebsd Fortunes

The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and
religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging
from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its
yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobbledygook than the rest of the
world put together.
                -- Sir Peter Medawar

The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes
the worst cigars.
                -- H. L. Mencken

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid
prejudice.
                -- Mark Twain

The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common.
Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts
to fit their views ... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to
be one of the facts that needs altering.
                -- Dr. Who, "Face of Evil"

"The voters have spoken, the bastards ..."

"The wages of sin are death; but after they're done taking out taxes,
it's just a tired feeling:"

The wages of sin are high but you get your money's worth.

"The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity
that would be clearly understood."
                -- Alexander Haig

"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start
with a large fortune."

The wind doth taste so bitter sweet,
        Like Jaspar wine and sugar,
It must have blown through someone's feet,
        Like those of Caspar Weinberger.
                -- P. Opus