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Then here's to the City of Boston,
The town of the cries and the groans.
Where the Cabots can't see the Kabotschniks,
And the Lowells won't speak to the Cohns.
                -- Franklin Pierce Adams
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2972 of 3566

There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable,
and praiseworthy ...
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2973 of 3566

There are many intelligent species in the universe.  They all own
cats.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2974 of 3566

There are no data that cannot be plotted on a straight line if the axis
are chosen correctly.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2975 of 3566

There are no games on this system.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2976 of 3566

There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the
existence of a "hottest part" implies a temperature difference, and any
marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat
engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool.  This is
obviously impossible.
                                -- Richard Davisson
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2977 of 3566

There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the
truth without lying.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2978 of 3566

There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a
vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
                -- Gloria Steinem
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2979 of 3566

"There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both
plants and animals.  When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis;
and when the lights go out, they turn into animals.  But then again,
don't we all?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2980 of 3566

"There are those who claim that magic is like the tide; that it swells
and fades over the surface of the earth, collecting in concentrated
pools here and there, almost disappearing from other spots, leaving
them parched for wonder.  There are also those who believe that if you
stick your fingers up your nose and blow, it will increase your
intelligence."
                -- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume VII
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