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Freebsd Fortunes:  3030 of 3566

There were in this country two very large monopolies.  The larger of
the two had the following record: the Vietnam War, Watergate, double-
digit inflation, fuel and energy shortages, bankrupt airlines, and the
8-cent postcard.  The second was responsible for such things as the
transistor, the solar cell, lasers, synthetic crystals, high fidelity
stereo recording, sound motion pictures, radio astronomy, negative
feedback, magnetic tape, magnetic "bubbles", electronic switching
systems, microwave radio and TV relay systems, information theory, the
first electrical digital computer, and the first communications
satellite.  Guess which one got to tell the other how to run the
telephone business?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3031 of 3566

There's a fine line between courage and foolishness.  Too bad it's not
a fence.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3032 of 3566

There's a long-standing bug relating to the x86 architecture that
allows you to install Windows.
                -- Matthew D. Fuller
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3033 of 3566

There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3034 of 3566

There's little in taking or giving,
        There's little in water or wine:
This living, this living, this living,
        Was never a project of mine.
Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is
        The gain of the one at the top,
For art is a form of catharsis,
        And love is a permanent flop,
And work is the province of cattle,
        And rest's for a clam in a shell,
So I'm thinking of throwing the battle --
        Would you kindly direct me to hell?
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3035 of 3566

There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our
whole lives, win, lose, or draw.
                -- Walt Kelly
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3036 of 3566

There's no future in time travel.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3037 of 3566

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
                -- Dr. Who
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3038 of 3566

There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get
any worse.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3039 of 3566

There's no room in the drug world for amateurs.
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