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Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are
men who want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean
without the roar of its many waters.
-- Frederick Douglass
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Three great scientific theories of the structure of the universe are
the molecular, the corpuscular and the atomic. A fourth affirms, with
Haeckel, the condensation or precipitation of matter from ether --
whose existence is proved by the condensation or precipitation ... A
fifth theory is held by idiots, but it is doubtful if they know any
more about the matter than the others.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so.
-- Ford Prefect
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at
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'Tis the dream of each programmer,
Before his life is done,
To write three lines of APL,
And make the damn things run.
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To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
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To be is to do.
-- I. Kant
To do is to be.
-- A. Sartre
-- F. Flintstone
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"To be responsive at this time, though I will simply say, and therefore
this is a repeat of what I said previously, that which I am unable to
offer in response is based on information available to make no such
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit,
call it the target.