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To the systems programmer, users and applications serve only to provide
a test load.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3122 of 3566

To those accustomed to the precise, structured methods of conventional
system development, exploratory development techniques may seem messy,
inelegant, and unsatisfying.  But it's a question of congruence:
precision and flexibility may be just as disfunctional in novel,
uncertain situations as sloppiness and vacillation are in familiar,
well-defined ones.  Those who admire the massive, rigid bone structures
of dinosaurs should remember that jellyfish still enjoy their very
secure ecological niche.
                -- Beau Sheil, "Power Tools for Programmers"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3123 of 3566

To understand this important story, you have to understand how the
telephone company works.  Your telephone is connected to a local
computer, which is in turn connected to a regional computer, which is
in turn connected to a loudspeaker the size of a garbage truck on the
lawn of Edna A. Bargewater of Lawrence, Kan.

Whenever you talk on the phone, your local computer listens in.  If it
suspects you're going to discuss an intimate topic, it notifies the
computer above it, which listens in and decides whether to alert the
one above it, until finally, if you really humiliate yourself, maybe
break down in tears and tell your closest friend about a sordid
incident from your past involving a seedy motel, a neighbor's spouse,
an entire religious order, a garden hose and six quarts of tapioca
pudding, the top computer feeds your conversation into Edna's
loudspeaker, and she and her friends come out on the porch to listen
and drink gin and laugh themselves silly.
                -- Dave Barry, "Won't It Be Just Great Owning Our Own
                   Phones?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3124 of 3566

"To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question ... or is it?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3125 of 3566

"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3126 of 3566

Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3127 of 3566

Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3128 of 3566

Today is the first day of the rest of the mess
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3129 of 3566

Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3130 of 3566

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
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