| Freebsd Fortunes: 3124 of 3566 |
"To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question ... or is it?"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3125 of 3566 |
"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
-- Woody Allen
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3126 of 3566 |
Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3127 of 3566 |
Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3128 of 3566 |
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3129 of 3566 |
Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3130 of 3566 |
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3131 of 3566 |
"Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word
except in major motion pictures."
-- Dave Barry, "$#$ |
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3132 of 3566 |
#^ |
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3133 of 3566 |
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