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Truth will be out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
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Dumb and illiterate.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational.
-- Charles Schulz
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Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no
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Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading: Was it done,
is it being done, or is something to be done? Reports are now written
in four tenses: past tense, present tense, future tense, and
pretense. Watch for novel uses of CONGRAM (CONtractor GRAMmer),
defined by the imperfect past, the insufficient present, and the
absolutely perfect future.
-- Amrom Katz
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Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
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Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
specification is that it should run noiselessly.
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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
-- Alan Watts
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Trying to establish voice contact ... please yell into keyboard.
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The attention span of a computer is only as long as its