Freebsd Fortunes

Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational.
                -- Charles Schulz

Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no
good.

Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading:  Was it done,
is it being done, or is something to be done?  Reports are now written
in four tenses:  past tense, present tense, future tense, and
pretense.  Watch for novel uses of CONGRAM (CONtractor GRAMmer),
defined by the imperfect past, the insufficient present, and the
absolutely perfect future.
                -- Amrom Katz

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
specification is that it should run noiselessly.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
                -- Alan Watts

Trying to establish voice contact ... please yell into keyboard.

Turnaucka's Law:
        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its
electrical cord.

Tussman's Law:
        Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
                -- Frank Lloyd Wright