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Freebsd Fortunes:  3161 of 3566

Tussman's Law:
        Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3162 of 3566

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
                -- Frank Lloyd Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3163 of 3566

'Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks
Did gyre and gimble in their cave
All mimsy was the CS-VAX
And Cory raths outgrabe.

"Beware the software rot, my son!
The faults that bite, the jobs that thrash!
Beware the broken pipe, and shun
The frumious system crash!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3164 of 3566

'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period
   preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, And
   throughout our place of residence,
Kinetic activity was not in evidence among the
   possessors of this potential, including that
   species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus.
Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward
   edge of the woodburning caloric apparatus,
Pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an
   imminent visitation from an eccentric
   philanthropist among whose folkloric appelations
   is the honorific title of St. Nicklaus ...
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3165 of 3566

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.
                -- Walt Kelly
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3166 of 3566

Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.
                -- Howard Kandel
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3167 of 3566

Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate.  The first man
said, "This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation."  The
second man said, "He bit it himself."  Nasrudin withdrew to his
chambers, and spent an hour trying to bite his own ear.  He succeeded
only in falling over and bruising his forehead.  Returning to the
courtroom, Nasrudin pronounced, "Examine the man whose ear was bitten.
If his forehead is bruised, he did it himself and the case is
dismissed.  If his forehead is not bruised, the other man did it and
must pay three silver pieces."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3168 of 3566

Two percent of zero is almost nothing.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3169 of 3566

"Two sure ways to tell a sexy male; the first is, he has a bad memory.
I forget the second."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3170 of 3566

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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