Freebsd Fortunes

Two percent of zero is almost nothing.

"Two sure ways to tell a sexy male; the first is, he has a bad memory.
I forget the second."

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

U:      There's a U -- a Unicorn!
        Run right up and rub its horn.
        Look at all those points you're losing!
        UMBER HULKS are so confusing.
                -- The Roguelet's ABC

"Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex."

(Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.)
                -- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971)

UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.

"Uncle Cosmo ... why do they call this a word processor?"

"It's simple, Skyler ... you've seen what food processors do to food,
right?"
                -- MacNelley, "Shoe"

Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb:
        Never use your thumb for a rule.  You'll either hit it with a
hammer or get a splinter in it.

Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a
just man is also in prison.
                -- Henry David Thoreau

Under deadline pressure for the next week.  If you want something, it
can wait.  Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic ...