Freebsd Fortunes

When in doubt, do what the President does -- guess.

"When in doubt, tell the truth."
                -- Mark Twain

When in doubt, use brute force.
                -- Ken Thompson

When in panic, fear and doubt,
Drink in barrels, eat, and shout.

When love is gone, there's always justice.
And when justice is gone, there's always force.
And when force is gone, there's always Mom.
Hi, Mom!
                -- Laurie Anderson

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment
results.
                -- Calvin Coolidge

When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony
concerts, she paused to calculate and replied, "Forty-seven years --
and I find I mind it less and less."
                -- Louise Andrews Kent

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity:
for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when
your boss is away and you get twice as much done.
                -- Daniel B. Luten

When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only
say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.