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When you're away, I'm restless, lonely,
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
Here's the rub, my darling dear
I feel the same when you are near.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein, "When You're Away"
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3372 of 3566|
When you're not looking at it, this fortune is written in FORTRAN.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3373 of 3566|
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically", they really mean, "not really".
-- Dave Parnas
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3374 of 3566|
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to
see it tried on him personally.
-- A. Lincoln
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3375 of 3566|
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last
you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his
Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
-- Mark Twain
"Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3377 of 3566|
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time
-- Mark Twain
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WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE
Oh, dear, where can the matter be
When it's converted to energy?
There is a slight loss of parity.
Johnny's so long at the fair.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3379 of 3566|
Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.