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"Wrong," said Renner.
"The tactful way," Rod said quietly, "the polite way to disagree with
the Senator would be to say, `That turns out not to be the case.'"
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Xerox does it again and again and again and ...
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Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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The practice of trying to determine the year a movie was made
by deciphering the Roman numerals at the end of the credits.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the
imagination is the plot.
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"Yacc" owes much to a most stimulating collection of users, who have
goaded me beyond my inclination, and frequently beyond my ability in
their endless search for "one more feature". Their irritating
unwillingness to learn how to do things my way has usually led to my
doing things their way; most of the time, they have been right.
-- S. C. Johnson, "Yacc guide acknowledgements"
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of APL, I shall
fear no evil, for I can string six primitive monadic and dyadic
-- Steve Higgins
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"Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context."
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A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.