"You've got to think about tomorrow!" "TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for *yesterday* yet!"
"Yow! Am I having fun yet?" -- Zippy the Pinhead
YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
Zero Defects, n.: The result of shutting down a production line.
Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad. -- William Shakespeare, "King John"
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.