Freebsd Fortunes

At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial
challenge roughly comparable to herding cats.
                -- The Washington Post Magazine, June 9, 1985

"At least they're EXPERIENCED incompetents"

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his
thumb with a hammer.
                -- Marshall Lumsden

At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will
find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on
the computer.

Atlanta makes it against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole
or street lamp.

Atlee is a very modest man.  And with reason.
                -- Winston Churchill

Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventually rise to the top of whatever
depths they were once able to plumb.
                -- Stanley Kaufman

Automobile, n.:
        A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down
pedestrians.

Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.
                -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"

Avoid reality at all costs.