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"Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and I will grieve, but
we will gladly buy a dinner for the National Guardsman who shot you."
-- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a Kent State student
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A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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1. n.; Equipment or program that fails, usually
intermittently. 2. adj.: Failing hardware or software. "This
bagbiting system won't let me get out of spacewar." Usage: verges on
obscenity. Grammatically separable; one may speak of "biting the
bag". Synonyms: LOSER, LOSING, CRETINOUS, BLETCHEROUS, BARFUCIOUS,
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Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American
newspaper is like trying to play Bach's "St. Matthew Passion" on a
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Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry:
A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides
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Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
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The removal of bruises on a banana.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
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An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own
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Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the
floor -- especially in the dark.