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"BASIC is the Computer Science equivalent of `Scientific Creationism'."
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Basic, n.:
A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in
that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
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Bathquake, n.:
The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water
faucet is turned on to a certain point.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your
door.
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BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts ...)
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Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely
get your Feet wet. Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your
face.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
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Be braver -- you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
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Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain
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Be different: conform.
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Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.
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