Freebsd Fortunes

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely
get your Feet wet.  Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your
face.
                -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"

Be braver -- you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.

Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
                -- Mark Twain

Be different: conform.

Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won't get any better so
get used to it.

Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.

Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and
miss
                -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

Bees are very busy souls
They have no time for birth controls
And that is why in times like these
There are so many Sons of Bees.

Begathon, n.:
        A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so
you won't have to watch commercials.

Behold the warranty ... the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh
away.